Who Knew Boob Booze Was So Valuable?

G-Spirits has come up with, quite honestly, an ingenious was to sell alcohol to horny connoisseurs of fine drinks – let each bottle sold first flow over the tits of a hot young model. The brand’s creators say, “to create the perfect taste we let every single drop of our spirits run over the breasts of a special woman, one whose characteristics we saw reflected in the liquor.”

Whether they actually do this or it’s just a creative marketing gimmick remains to be seen but seriously why didn’t we (or you!) come up with this? Seems like it’s always some guy making bank off a woman’s hotness. 🙁 Now I wonder if women would buy mixed drinks stirred by some hot guy’s dick? (wicked grin).