The Real Agenda of the Pill's Opponents

Bigots and reactionaries are like small children, in that when they ask a question over and over and over again, it’s usually because they don’t like the answer. ‘How do we stop teenage girls having sex’ is one of these questions. The answer, “We really, really can’t” is unacceptable to the moral mumocracy, who become incensed when any policy is proposed that appears to prioritise young girls’ safety and autonomy over those excellent, tried-and-tested methods of preventing teenage pregnancy: shame and ignorance.

This week, a scheme is being piloted in the Isle of Wight (England)  that will allow girls as young as 13 to have access to a month’s supply of the contraceptive pill over the counter in pharmacies. The Daily Mail has gone bonkers, which might seem surprising given the suggested attitudes of its readers both to teenage pregnancy and to abortion. All becomes clear, though, when one understands that the greater social evil is teenage girls having sex at all. The scourge of the underage sluts must be stamped out by any means necessary, as long as those means don’t involve actually providing useful sex education.

Simply perpetuating the fear of pregnancy by making contraception harder to access is no more likely to stop teenagers fucking each other than a conversation about in-built obsolescence and sweatshop labor is going to stop hipsters buying MacBooks. For the record, I’m typing this on a MacBook. For some, the main objection to contraception being made available in pharmacies is that it means that young girls will be able to access prophylactics without first talking to their parents, who are of course the proper gateways for all teenage sexual behaviour. I don’t know about you, but when I first considered becoming sexually active, I couldn’t WAIT to talk to my mum about it.

“Mum,” I said, “I’m considering becoming sexually active.” “That’s great news, honey,” she said, “let’s go down to the family doctor and get you a coil and some banana-flavoured lubricant!”

There are others, including Mr Stephen Fry, for whom the entire concept of females being sexually active of their own volition is incomprehensible, much less young girls. Surely they should be satisfied with being passive objects in a culture that surrounds us with images of adult women posing as schoolgirls in order to make men excited? Surely actual pleasure doesn’t register on the radar of these creatures, who are, as we know, comprised entirely of sugar and spice and all things morally circumscribed? Surely their junior pole-dancing kits should be enough?

Then there are those who believe that shame alone should be enough to keep girls from dropping their knickers: shame and the fear of pregnancy. Nobody, it should be noted, seems to have any problem with the idea of teenage boys having sex, although several recent studies have shown that in nearly all cases of underage pregnancy, a male was involved at some stage. As Rowenna Davis observes in the Guardian, there has been precisely no outcry about young boys buying condoms, which can and does occur at every drug store in the country. The idea of underage boys having sex is unthreatening: the notion of underage girls having sex is unthinkable. Teenage boys buying condoms are responsible: teenage girls being allowed to have control over their own fertility is outrageous and morally wrong.

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With political activists as parents, Stephanie learned gender politics at an early age and embraced stiletto feminism in high school. As a marketing professional, she’s written for a variety of publications. She founded to be a voice for the sex-positive alpha female.


  1. What century is this again? I had to take a look at my CELL PHONE to make sure I wasn’t in another time period. This is so ridiculous. “The Pill” has been around for ages, proven & frankly I’d rather have my daughter taking the pill than buying diapers!