Sasmar Lubes: Bliss On A Slip And Slide

During your grandparent’s time, perhaps even when your mother and father were young, ‘personal lubricants’ were used by doctors for gynecological examinations, digital rectal examinations, the insertion of catheters, and the use of enema nozzles and rectal thermometers. Later, and if your physician was cool enough, he’d recommend it to women who couldn’t get quite wet enough to accommodate their husband’s cock. But somewhere along the line a free spirited soul discovered the paths of more deviant sexual resistance could be eased with a squirt of KY Jelly, leading to the rise of designer lubes. Suddenly a teen boy’s first jerk off felt more like he imagined his fantasy girl’s nether regions would feel. Women could ‘stretch’ the boundaries (if you know what I mean.) And for those libertines who who liked taking ‘it’ up the ass? Things suddenly got A LOT more comfortable.

Call it bliss on a slip and slide.

So when Sasmar hit us up and asked if we wanted to review their line of personal lubricants, I quickly volunteered for duty! My package of condom safe lubes appeared a few days later and included strawberry, cherry, vanilla and my personal favorite – Pina Colada. Made in France. Ooh La La! My boyfriend and I have only recently began experimenting with anal (I agreed to do it if he would) and I couldn’t wait to grease up the strap-on he bought for me last Valentine’s day. The consistency is smooth and silky and the sweet fragrance of rum and coconut filled my bedroom as I slid inside him. He groaned.

Ladies, taking a guy in the ass like this can be empowering (I feel like an Amazon warrior!) but remember, anal tissue is sensitive. You NEED lube for his protection (and yours when it’s your turn). Safety is more important than your orgasm or his.

When it was my turn, he chose cherry. Yeah, I know, maybe he has fond memories of 7-11 Slurpees. But the feeling was intense. And when he changed moved down a few inches it was all the better.

Sasmar lubes are water-based and can be used inside or outside condoms but it’s perfectly acceptable to use them without condoms if you’re with a safe partner. Manufactured in France, FDA cleared and sold in more than 60 countries, these products are paraben-free and are much higher quality than the ones you’ll find in local adult novelty stores.

If you’re the adventurous type, surf over to their website and read the fine print. You’ll be glad you did. As for me? I’m not usually a vanilla girl but it’s vanilla tonight!

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Originally from Montreal where she covered local night life for an alternative magazine, Lauren is now now based in South Florida where she works in marketing and spends her weekends sampling the area’s night life.