Like a virgin – touched for the very first time (that he knows of!)

We take a lot of things for granted in the Western world – like knowing we won’t be executed if we’re not a virgin on our wedding night! Seriously, there are some places in the world (the middle east to be specific) where it’s not only frowned on to be wild but where it just might get you killed! Enter the “artificial hymen.” Seriously! It’s a type of prosthetic membrane created for the purpose of simulating virginity. In other words, slip this in you and your cherry is ripe for the popping again – fake blood and all! This might sound funny or gross but in some cultures it just just might save the life of a young girl. On a lighter note, how fun would it be to pretend you’re virgin being ravaged by your man on Valentines day?

Order yours here. Read the LA Times coverage here.