Feast on him with lickable oils!

Remember the days (and nights) where bringing “flavor enhancers” to the bedroom resulted in some sticky gooey situations? Sure, whipped cream and chocolate syrup are fun in the heat of the moment but waking up with your hair plastered to the sheets and headboard doesn’t fit my definition of morning after bliss. And the stains on the linens are Oxiclean resistant!

If I could write a commercial I would endorse Babeland Lickable Oil as the solution for those who want gnarly sex without sacrificing taste. Before you roll your eyes at my clever slogan creation, consider four scrumptious flavors – Dulce de Leche, Mojito Peppermint, Pomegranate Vanilla and Chocolate Orange – drizzled onto you as your lovers slowly lick it off. Then turnabout is fair play, of course, because these totally organic oils are just the thing to sweeten oral sex! Mojito peppermint blowjob, anyone?

Two warnings, though. While Babeland Lickable Oils are totally addicting, they’re not latex-compatible – so use responsibly. Scandalously portable, they’ll fit in your purse so you can carry them wherever you may be spending the night.

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Originally from Montreal where she covered local night life for an alternative magazine, Lauren is now now based in South Florida where she works in marketing and spends her weekends sampling the area’s night life.


  1. Wow, not only do I love the lickable oils but these are some amazing & different flavors! Not your typical “Strawberry, Vanilla or Chocolate”! I was beginning to think the sex oil makers were really disgruntled ice cream entrepreneurs! LOL YUMMY! Thanks for the info!