So I started a thread over at the cuckold forum of scandalouswomen on a very unlikely scandalous woman – pop superstar Jessica Simpson. You know her. She was the ditsy blonde on MTV’s show “Newlyweds” even though TV Guide once said the dumb blonde bit was an act. Even though she has come across as a goody-goody (she’s a preacher’s daughter who almost went into Christian music but felt the fans were too judgemental), it seems she was a very naughty girl while married to singer Nick Lachey. Apparently she cuckolded him several times with guys like singer Adam Levine, actor Johnny Knoxville, his wingman Bam Margera, and (rumored) a cadre of male strippers. I bet THAT was fun!
NOW it gets pointed out to me that Allie Is Wired blogged quotes from several sources where she said Nick had a small dick! I wonder if she called him Little Dick Nick?
Can this be true? Jessica Simpson has been quoted by Times magazine saying “Nick Lachey didn’t pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it.” Now by just looking at Nick Lachey, I could easily tell he doesn’t pack much under the belt. He has the good looks, good body, he is rich and he can sing. These traits can only lead to him having a small penis, it would not be fair if he got all those traits and then some, you get where I am going with this? Wait, there is more.
On August 1st, 2006(2 days ago) Jessica Simpson was once again quoted saying more ‘trash’ about her ex-husband, she was quoted saying, “Nick’s small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn’t really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though.”
Jessica, the crew at scandalouswomen APPROVE! But Nick loved you dearly. If you’d played your cards right you could have kept him around AND had buffet sex with other men.